- Leagues
- Regular Season
- Seasons
- 2026
| Player | Team | Position |
|---|---|---|
| “Dougie Backcheck” Gamer | Roadies | Defense |
| “Jimmy Longhair” Joseph | Mullets | Captain, Forward |
 “Spanky” Rasmussen | Roadies | Forward |
| Bill Kegley | Mullets | Forward |
 Bryan Nemzek | Roadies | Captain, Center |
 Commissioner Bogie | Buck$ | Defense |
| Dave Ramaley | Mullets | Forward |
| Doug Glaus | Bogies | Center |
| Eddie Carlson | Mullets | Center |
| Eric Edhlund | FUs | Forward |
 Erik Thrawl | 100% Johnnys | Forward |
| Jason Joa | Roadies | Defense |
| Jason Sundberg | Roadies | Defense |
| Jim Johnson | Jacks | Forward |
| Jon Hamernik | Mullets | Forward |
| Jon Phelps | Jacks | Forward |
 Jon Snyder | Jacks | Defense |
 Junior Glynn | Buck$ | Center |
| Karl Makinen | Mullets | Forward |
 Matthew Bogie | Buck$ | Forward |
| Mike Dueber | Buck$ | Defense |
 Nathan “Rollin’ Thunder” Eklund | Mullets | Defense |
 Pat Flynn | Jacks | Captain, Defense |
 Paul Klein | Buck$ | Captain, Defense |
 Rejean Houle | Jacks | Defense |
| Stan Venne | Buck$ | Defense |
 Stuart Gish | Buck$ | Forward |
| Tim Lynch | Buck$ | Forward |